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perpetually suppressing crises, terrible at spelling and incapable of turning down the opportunity for adventure.

I don’t know whether this movie just took a turn for the better or worse

— Skyler on the scene with Harod on the dock during Jesus Christ Superstar

Jenny Sanford: “Gay marriage wrecked my family”  →

makes perfect sense to me…

bnfabian:

devmonster:

absurdlakefront:

notthatkindagay:

“Of course I’m not saying that Mark is gay,” Sanford said, “but he may as well be.  The moral decay in this country has claimed another victim and this time it was my family.  Our marriage was perfect until these laws started passing around the country. Clearly the slow dissolution of the sanctity of marriage in America seeped into Mark’s psyche until he no longer felt compelled to abide by our vows.”

Straight guys having affairs and banging Argentinian mistresses = gay people loving one another and wanting legal rights.  This makes total sense.

Pardon me. But are you fucking insane, Mrs. Sanford?

Yes? Oh, okay.

Discust is as ‘real’ as The Onion.

Is everyone reading the entire thing before getting pissed?

ant mega-colony may take over the world →

This just tells me that we have no idea from whence our destruction will come.

Some ecstatic expectant mother stamped out “I’M PREGNANT!” in the sand on oak street beach. Maybe save some energy for later on, no?

Some ecstatic expectant mother stamped out “I’M PREGNANT!” in the sand on oak street beach. Maybe save some energy for later on, no?

mcdonalds or corner bakery?

… I’ve got to start bringing my lunch.

still employed but spent the morning reading the internet as a form of covert rebellion. now it’s getting to be time for the first post-confrontation meeting - buckle up.

anni - eff employment… I smell some arctic exploration coming on
annicka:

i’ve always thought that Barentsburg was by far the creepiest part of Svalbard’s history.
“During the Soviet era, Barentsburg was used as a poster-child for communism in the Arctic region, and as such was well-maintained and populated. However, following the collapse of the USSR, Kremlin funding was significantly reduced and the town consequently fell into decay, and today is a mere shadow of its former self. Its outward image is depressingly run-down in comparison to its lively and prosperous neighbour Longyearbyen, and its population continues to decline.”

anni - eff employment… I smell some arctic exploration coming on

annicka:

i’ve always thought that Barentsburg was by far the creepiest part of Svalbard’s history.

“During the Soviet era, Barentsburg was used as a poster-child for communism in the Arctic region, and as such was well-maintained and populated. However, following the collapse of the USSR, Kremlin funding was significantly reduced and the town consequently fell into decay, and today is a mere shadow of its former self. Its outward image is depressingly run-down in comparison to its lively and prosperous neighbour Longyearbyen, and its population continues to decline.”

about to head in to confront my boss… lorrrrrdy give me strength.

Since I couldn’t find the old, non-offensive template I’m just going to ride this weird fisherman theme into the sunset.

and with that I’m going to bed.

In a moment of weakness (okay procrastination) I just changed my “theme” and now I’m regretting it but I can’t find the old theme amongst the million options I have at my disposal. Last time I changed my theme there were like 7 choices for those of us lacking the computer skills/aesthetic sensibility to design our own. Those were simpler times, I suppose.