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2009

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2008

June 19
May 27
April 14
March 33
February
January
ant mega-colony may take over the world
Jul 2nd
Some ecstatic expectant mother stamped out “I’M...
Jul 2nd
mcdonalds or corner bakery? … I’ve got to start bringing my lunch.
Jul 1st
still employed but spent the morning reading the internet as a form of covert rebellion. now...
Jul 1st
anni - eff employment… I smell some arctic exploration...
Jul 1st
about to head in to confront my boss… lorrrrrdy give me strength.
Jun 30th
Since I couldn’t find the old, non-offensive template I’m just going to ride this weird...
Jun 30th
In a moment of weakness (okay procrastination) I just changed my “theme” and now...
Jun 30th

This is why I would like to quit my...

I just received the following text as an attachment in an email from my boss. He spent the weekend...
Jun 30th
I would like to quit my job. In case you’re wondering.
Jun 30th
I had a bit of an over-indulgence meltdown directly...
Jun 29th
DJ skyboxxx. Straight out of “France”
Jun 28th
Sleeveless outfits while peeling is in the same category as sweating profusely on morning public...
Jun 26th
Amen, red eye. Amen.
Jun 26th
Looming
Jun 24th
Also… Fatbook is playing at the Subterranean tonight....
Jun 24th
I always feel like I’m the only one sweating profusely on public transportation/walking around...
Jun 24th
A lot of the fireworks had weird names but this one takes...
Jun 23rd
Stopped at the motherload of all fireworks stores on the way...
Jun 23rd
Harji and ted have arrived
Jun 21st
This is the most underappreciated view at this condo
Jun 21st

e.coli

No explosive diaghrea yet but I’m just waiting… annicka: caitlin and i went to the...
Jun 21st
Skyboxxx giving us a little preview of his future projects.
Jun 21st
I’m trying to teach lindsey and Lerryn how to workout....
Jun 19th
Warch Watch
Brilliant. Ruthless?
Jun 18th
Obama's Plan For Gay Rights
Jun 17th
First day at the field museum. I feel really official.
Jun 16th
Bird just pooped on lindsey.
Jun 13th
Union Hill with Matt and it’s perfect
Jun 13th
Just got this text from my sister. Apparently my parents are...
Jun 13th
Lindsey’s last day at union station and she...
Jun 12th
9 hours and 7 pages from summer and I just don’t effing care anymore.
Jun 10th
630am trip to express. Helllo finals week.
Jun 8th
It may be that’s it’s 4AM and I’m writing...
Jun 8th
Stess just told me to google “beef curtains”
Jun 7th
Naked union street brass band leading the senior streak last...
Jun 4th
Best picture I’ve ever taken
Jun 4th
This kid just danced the entire napoleon dynamite danced to...
Jun 4th
Harji in women’s coat outside the nickle post-cd...
Jun 3rd
I just dropped $200 bucks on new speakers because my current set pooped out (and won’t be...
Jun 3rd