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Jenny Sanford: “Gay marriage wrecked my family”  →

makes perfect sense to me…

bnfabian:

devmonster:

absurdlakefront:

notthatkindagay:

“Of course I’m not saying that Mark is gay,” Sanford said, “but he may as well be.  The moral decay in this country has claimed another victim and this time it was my family.  Our marriage was perfect until these laws started passing around the country. Clearly the slow dissolution of the sanctity of marriage in America seeped into Mark’s psyche until he no longer felt compelled to abide by our vows.”

Straight guys having affairs and banging Argentinian mistresses = gay people loving one another and wanting legal rights.  This makes total sense.

Pardon me. But are you fucking insane, Mrs. Sanford?

Yes? Oh, okay.

Discust is as ‘real’ as The Onion.

Is everyone reading the entire thing before getting pissed?

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1. adjustingthesails reblogged this from enteekaygee and added:

   Look, I may have been wrong about gay marriage, but I was never like this. Ever. Lol

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4. colorpsychedelic reblogged this from alekibutt and added:

   You know what wrecked your family? You and your husband. Don’t go blaming something like gay marriage. You’re the one...

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7. ceandrew reblogged this from 122782 and added:

   makes perfect sense to me…

8. caterpillarcowboy reblogged this from micek and added:

   I think this does make a good example as to how far “out of touch” Republicans are viewed to be.

9. micek reblogged this from 122782 and added:

   The “news” on this site is not entirely real. If there is, in fact, actual news on this site, then it is likely marked...

10. devmonster reblogged this from 122782 and added:

    HAHA! Damn, they got me.

11. 122782 reblogged this from devmonster and added:

    Discust is as ‘real’ as The Onion. Is everyone reading the entire thing before getting pissed?

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26. jasencomstock reblogged this from enteekaygee and added:

    WTF?! Oh, I’m obviously retarded.

27. eowyn-shieldmaiden reblogged this from predictablyawesome and added:

    Keith Olberman wins my heart. Jenny Sanford needs to go read up on the history of matrimony and how the so-called moral...

28. pareene reblogged this from maura and added:

    Straight guys having affairs and banging Argentinian mistresses = gay people loving one another and wanting legal...

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    Are you fucking kidding me? Conservatives never can take personal responsibility…and worse, they have to blame liberals....

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    yeah…feeling duped by this “story.” I hadn’t heard of the discust before. My rational mind took a break on this one.

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    bitch has bigger issues to worry about, like the fact that her husband cheated on her with a woman who was almost always...

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    I’m editing my snarky comment in case other people don’t see it as snarky. I get butthurt too easily.

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    finally, someone has the courage to say what we’ve all known...so long. the gay...

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    think4yourself:notthatkindagay:...HAHAHAHA! It took me a minute to realize it was fake,...

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    Way to follow up a great statement, with a completely idiotic statement. This is the dumbest thing I’ve heard.

47. predictablyawesome reblogged this from think4yourself and added:

    This. This, even though its from a satire site. :P

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