domesticity doesn’t suit me
I just emptied my trash for the first time… in a while… and by “a while” I mean since Halloween. Apparently I forgot that I threw away 2 rotting pumpkins all those days ago. You’ve never smelled anything like it - the stench of at least 10 shitty diapers + something else worse than that. I almost boofed all over the kitchen floor.
Happy Monday morning to me!(*^%&(*
